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Truly I am now convinced...

By dmg (Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 05:32:00 AM EST) (all tags)

it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind

Well, the ones that can read Arabic at least...

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Is this the new goatse? (Very NSFW!!!) You have been warned!!!

By dmg (Tue Jul 22, 2008 at 07:46:25 PM EST) (all tags)

Things that make you go WTF???!!!...

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Can anyone else see a simple solution?

By dmg (Tue Jul 15, 2008 at 08:16:05 PM EST) Islam, sex, chavs, Dubai, Islamofascists, lunacy, modern Britain, saudi arabia, multiculturalism, idiocy, racism, political correctness gone mad, exhibitionism, etc etc etc (all tags)

At the risk of raising a controversial topic and being accused of racism and trolling, I just wondered if anyone else like me could see a startlingly simplistic solution to the problems of multiculturalism?

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Hurry up and do it then...

By dmg (Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 05:54:22 PM EST) (all tags)

I'm sick of people pontificating. I want my flying car and I want it NOW.

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Unbelievable.

By dmg (Sun Jun 29, 2008 at 06:07:39 PM EST) (all tags)

I'm glad I didn't attend this.

Horrific.

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Thanks politicians.

By dmg (Sat Jun 28, 2008 at 08:19:24 PM EST) (all tags)

I need more micromanagement of my life not less!

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Finally a political candidate

By dmg (Thu Jun 26, 2008 at 06:39:09 PM EST) (all tags)

We can put our trust in...

Actually - I'm not sure what to think about this development.
On the face of it, Icke's candidacy is a positive development.
On the other hand, I cannot help wondering if Icke has gone over to the other side, and joined the reptile shapeshifters?

I actually think he might be in with a chance.

Icke's presence could certainly make for some interesting scenes in the house of commons.

"Would the right honorable member admit that he is in fact a shapeshifting reptilian entity from the lower fourth dimension?"

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No means No....

By dmg (Mon Jun 23, 2008 at 09:09:28 PM EST) (all tags)

Or does it?

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The UK education system

By dmg (Sat Jun 21, 2008 at 10:35:17 AM EST) (all tags)

So Miss Witkowski "hopes to go into law or investment banking".

Who said the UK education system is flawed?

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Went clubbing with spiralx

By dmg (Mon Jun 16, 2008 at 06:53:35 PM EST) (all tags)

And lived to tell the tale...

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-	Leg of hammisink with a side of mallow'd tarts and sweet victory.	9%
-	Humble Pie filled with the cream of a thousand young men, eager to please.	9%
-	I found this saying on the bottom of my glass but when I went to finish it, the words swirled into my stomach and now I'm feeling sick. I think I'm going to vomit verbs.	24%
-	Mr. Pchunk was neither old nor young, but the one thing he did have going for him was his random apple sample, which he sold on the corner for money dollars.	7%
-	Confusion is the worst state to be in outside of Texas.	26%
-	If I found a lost lamb I would pet it, direct it, then slaughter it and dance in the entrails. Well.. either that or I dress it up like Rainbow Brite and take it to ALL the conventions.	21%

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