dmg and the £142.50
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dmg (Wed Mar 03, 2010 at 06:08:53 AM EST) (
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dmg gets a letter from the government. He opened and read it it said they were suckers. They want
£142.50 of his hard earned cash to fund their Marxist
propaganda machine.
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Not trolling is its own reward...
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dmg (Tue Feb 23, 2010 at 07:13:38 PM EST) (
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My resolution is still in effect. It has been a very difficult 7 weeks or so, but I am steadfast in my commitment. I may have wavered from time to time, but I really have tried hard to keep my content troll free.
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Ask Husi: Semi-Modular/Modular Synths
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dmg (Wed Feb 17, 2010 at 09:57:29 PM EST) (
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I have a home studio of sorts - It stems from having too much disposable income (no girlfriend) and not enough free time to do anything with it.
But I think there comes a time in every wannabe producer's life, when thoughts turn to a modular or semi-modular analogue synth.
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Life imitates Art. Again.
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dmg (Fri Feb 05, 2010 at 05:12:19 PM EST) (
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I hope this diary doesn't break my new year's resolution. It refers to events that happened in the past, before I took the moral high ground that I am currently occupying with great difficulty.
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Got to work ok today despite the snow.
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dmg (Thu Jan 07, 2010 at 03:48:32 PM EST) (
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Went home via a large department store to check out the plasma TVs. Still trying to work out whether viewing a 50" from 10-11 feet away in a small room is going to be a problem.
Supposedly it shouldn't be, but those things are huge. I think I am just going to order it, and sell the apartment if it turns out to be too dominant for the room...
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Snow... and my new years resolution remains unbroken...
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dmg (Wed Jan 06, 2010 at 03:18:48 PM EST) (
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I managed to make it into the office today. Messed around with some Oracle XML stuff. It reminded me why I hate Oracle.
Managed to make it home as well, with no drama.
This evening I plan on doing some research into plasma TVs. It's time I came up to speed with modern developments in home cinema.
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New Years Resolution. It's a tough one!
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dmg (Mon Jan 04, 2010 at 07:24:26 PM EST)
trolling,
trolls,
the internet,
new years resolutions,
quitting trolling,
underlying psychological issues,
evolutionary psychology,
reptilian conspiracies,
freeman on the land,
the antidemocratic European Union,
Gordon Brown the imbecile (
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My new years resolution is to quit trolling. I've tried it before without success, but this time I intend to apply willpower.
I've been doing some deep introspection as part of a wider audit of my life, and it turns out there are some underlying psychological issues that I need to work out (possibly stemming from early adolescence), and "trolling" seems to be one of the ways these issues manifest themselves.
www.youtube.com/watch
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We need more cctv cameras.
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dmg (Thu Dec 31, 2009 at 10:08:35 AM EST) (
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In order to ensure the ethical use of cctv, I propose that all cctv cameras are monitored by cctv to
ensure they don't break the law.
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Public policy is not keeping pace with Scientific advances
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dmg (Mon Dec 28, 2009 at 01:50:13 PM EST) (
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Whenever I am forced to leave my
pride and joy in the car park at Waitrose, I'm always on edge until I get back and find it unmarked.
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Now I have truly seen it all.
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